29-Jul-2010 22:20
This got me chuckling....
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised??"
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said.., "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the director.
"A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
Comments
Contributed by fingertip pulse oximeter on 25-Jun-2011 05:20
The point is to answer the question in the coolest calmest tone possible. If you have a long experience then you must not be doing same thing all years.
Contributed by #smithson[QPQQPOOUQPPU] on 29-May-2011 01:18
Hi - I am certainly delighted to discover this. Good job!
Contributed by TLSubmit on 10-May-2011 16:15
Hey im new here.
Im sam, how is everyone?
I look forwards to being a active memeber
Im sam, how is everyone?
I look forwards to being a active memeber
Contributed by TLSubmit on 08-May-2011 03:27
Hey im new here.
Nice to meet everyone!
Hope you all have a good day
Nice to meet everyone!
Hope you all have a good day
Contributed by zerotyd on 02-May-2011 02:26
Hey im new here.
Nice to meet everyone!
Hope you all have a good day
Nice to meet everyone!
Hope you all have a good day
Contributed by AndyFletcherp on 12-Apr-2011 03:26
Hi - I am definitely glad to find this. great job!
Contributed by Harold Forbes on 02-Aug-2010 22:39
A white horse walked into a bar and the barman said, "Why the long face"
"Very droll", said the white horse, "I'll have a pint of lager".
"Would you ike a whisy chaser?" asked the barman, "we even have a whisky names after you"
"What? Eric?"
Harold Forbes
'How to be a Humankind Superhero; a manifesto for individuals to reclaim a safe climate'
"Very droll", said the white horse, "I'll have a pint of lager".
"Would you ike a whisy chaser?" asked the barman, "we even have a whisky names after you"
"What? Eric?"
Harold Forbes
'How to be a Humankind Superhero; a manifesto for individuals to reclaim a safe climate'
Contributed by Demos Flouri on 02-Aug-2010 22:38
LOL - Brilliant!
Demos Flouri
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Contributed by Georgina Lester on 02-Aug-2010 22:37
Well I have been wondering all these years how long it would take for the beds next to me to be filled.
So glad to have some company at last!!
It's been a bit mad in here lately what with the bifurcated split personalities and the cows mumbling about squirrels in here. Could never understand why they let them in in the first place.
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So glad to have some company at last!!
It's been a bit mad in here lately what with the bifurcated split personalities and the cows mumbling about squirrels in here. Could never understand why they let them in in the first place.
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Contributed by Robert Turner on 02-Aug-2010 22:36
Two cows standing in a field...
First Cow: "Are you worried about mad cow disease?"
Second Cow: "Good grief; a talking Cow!"
- Robert
First Cow: "Are you worried about mad cow disease?"
Second Cow: "Good grief; a talking Cow!"
- Robert
Contributed by Ruth Edwards on 02-Aug-2010 22:36
Mad Cow Disease
Two cows in a field having a chat and chewing the cud. One says to the other:
" This CJD thing is terrible isn't it?"
"What do you mean?" says the other cow
" You know this mad cow disease that's going around"
" Well, I'm not worried. It won't affect me" replies the second cow
"How come ?" The first cow seems intrigued.
'Well, 'cos I'm a squirrel!'
Two cows in a field having a chat and chewing the cud. One says to the other:
" This CJD thing is terrible isn't it?"
"What do you mean?" says the other cow
" You know this mad cow disease that's going around"
" Well, I'm not worried. It won't affect me" replies the second cow
"How come ?" The first cow seems intrigued.
'Well, 'cos I'm a squirrel!'
Contributed by Norman F. on 02-Aug-2010 22:35
Reminds me of an old Jewish joke:
Sadie went to see her doctor.
"Doctor, I need your help badly," she said, "I just can't help talking to myself."
"Do you suffer any pain?" asked the doctor.
"No."
"In that case," said the fine doctor, "go home and don't worry any more - lots of people talk to themselves... It's really nothing to worry about Sadie."
"But doctor," cried Sadie, "you have absolutely no idea what a boring person I am!" :-)
Sadie went to see her doctor.
"Doctor, I need your help badly," she said, "I just can't help talking to myself."
"Do you suffer any pain?" asked the doctor.
"No."
"In that case," said the fine doctor, "go home and don't worry any more - lots of people talk to themselves... It's really nothing to worry about Sadie."
"But doctor," cried Sadie, "you have absolutely no idea what a boring person I am!" :-)
Contributed by Robert Turner on 02-Aug-2010 22:34
Heh - They also say the first sign of madness is when you start talking to yourself...
The second (sure) sign is when you start talking back
- Robert
The second (sure) sign is when you start talking back
- Robert
Contributed by Ruth Edwards on 02-Aug-2010 22:34
They say the first sign of madness is hairs growing on the palm of your hand...
The second sign is.....
....looking for them!
Ruth
"When you follow your heart, you will find your voice and a world of opportunity will be there to greet you."
The second sign is.....
....looking for them!
Ruth
"When you follow your heart, you will find your voice and a world of opportunity will be there to greet you."
Contributed by Norman F. on 02-Aug-2010 22:33
Robert - yep, I (sadly) quite regularly laugh out loud at my desk reading a comment, jokey email or blog...
My secretary - a rather stern Polish lady - is convinced I am quite mad...
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and dy'a know -- she's probably correct! ;-)
My secretary - a rather stern Polish lady - is convinced I am quite mad...
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and dy'a know -- she's probably correct! ;-)
Contributed by Robert Turner on 02-Aug-2010 22:33
Haha - That actually made me laugh out loud at my desk (causing some rather entertaining eyebrow raising by my colleagues, who of course demanded I share the fun)
Good stuff!
- Robert
Good stuff!
- Robert
Contributed by Sally Asling on 02-Aug-2010 22:32
LOL
I said plug but everyone else said bucket
Is madness contagious?
Sally L Asling
Director- SurreyLets Understanding People, Understanding Property
Author - Appreciating Angels: Sarah's Story
Appreciating the angels in our life and learning we can all be angels to each other
www.surreyletsonline.co.uk
www.appreciatingangels.com
I said plug but everyone else said bucket
Is madness contagious?
Sally L Asling
Director- SurreyLets Understanding People, Understanding Property
Author - Appreciating Angels: Sarah's Story
Appreciating the angels in our life and learning we can all be angels to each other
www.surreyletsonline.co.uk
www.appreciatingangels.com
Contributed by Norman F. on 02-Aug-2010 22:31
At least I'd have great company then Sam...
Contributed by Sam Borrett on 02-Aug-2010 22:30
Lucky I heard it before otherwise I'd get the bed next to you Norman.
Sam Borrett
Mentor, Entrepreneur, Facilitator
http://www.familyconstellation.com.au
Sam Borrett
Mentor, Entrepreneur, Facilitator
http://www.familyconstellation.com.au
Contributed by Henry Watts on 01-Aug-2010 12:26
That cracked me up - thnx
